Thank God for the Wendy’s Dollar Menu
Not only the Wendy’s Dollar Menu, but good bathroom design as well. Now for a bit of an explanation. All day yesterday I felt completely shitty, nauseous, and tired. I didn’t know what the deal was, because I never get sick. The only thing I could think was food poisoning, but it was my favorite restaurant, how could I get food poisoning from them!?!?
Anyway, after about 20 minutes of rolling around in bed trying not to puke, I just gave up and went and sat in the bathroom and waited for it to come. After 20 more minutes of nothing happening, I decided to get in the shower and try to help the general soreness in the rest of my body when what I had waited for finally happened. This is where the thank God for good bathroom design comes in. I was able to lose my breakfast/lunch/dinner entirely into the toilet without making any sort of mess and without even having to put one foot outside the shower. Nice work Mr. Architect on that one.
Let me just tell you a hot shower feels really good immediately after throwing up, especially when you just happen to already be in there and you always have toothpaste/toothbrush on the shelf. Bad taste and most of the bad general sick feeling goes away almost instantaneously. I guess it still isn’t as bad as the apendix troubles Devon is having as you can probably tell since he hasn’t been able to post about it yet.
For a final thought, some advice. If you are going to puke a day’s worth of food, make sure it was from the dollar menu. My brother-in-law at one time was not so smart with his alcohol consumption after a very expensive steak dinner one night and managed to get only about 20 feet from the restaurant door when he wasted the whole cost of the evening in about 30 seconds. So Wendy’s thanks you much. Your place with Mr. Architect will be very high indeed in my mind.